His Snorkle?

This is out of Juliet's work book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scene: We were working on "what is missing". Before we got started I explained missing to her. She seem to get it so we went on to the book.... and then this happened.

Me: Juliet what is missing from one of the lions?

J: (takes a very long look) Umm.............umm...... uuuuummmmmmmmm...

Me: Is one of the Lions different from the others?

J: that one! (She points to number 4)

Me: Really? How is it different?

J: It is missing a tube?

Me: (in my head WHAT THE HELL?) Umm... no I don't think so. Look at all the lions. Which one is different

J: um........ uuuuummmmm............

Me: okay so lets do this. (then we go through each body part and try and find one that is missing something and the very last part I say is the tail) Do they all have tails?

J: Yes.

Me: Really? Even this one (pointing to number 3)

J: Yes.

Me: Really?

J: Yes. It's behind him (and then looks at me like I am an idiot)

Me: no Juliet it isn't behind him

J: oh.... (still thinks I am stupid)

Me: Juliet so what Lion is different?

J: That one (she points to number three THANK THE GODS!!!)

Me: YES!!!! What is he missing?!

J: His snorkel...

Me: What the hell are you talking about?

J: His snorkel. He is missing a snorkel!

Me: HIS TAIL!!!!! HE IS MISSING HIS TAIL!!!!!!!

J: Oh (and then does her oh giggle thing that she does)